evil-diabolical-oops:

Andrew Minyard’s Life Advice and Other Wisdom

1. Flattery is uninteresting and gets you nowhere.
   
2. Innocent until proven guilty fails on an Exy court.
3. You’ll start having more success when you ask for things you can actually have.
   
4. A man can only have so many issues.
   
5. You can’t cut down someone who’s already in the gutter. You just waste your time and mine.
   
6. Don’t have to anything.
   
7. Reap what you sow or burn the field down, the choice is yours.
8. What people want to think of me is not my problem.
   
9. Revenge is a motivator only for the weak-willed.
   
10. You cannot barter away the same thing twice.
    
11. Children should be seen and not heard.
    
12. Don’t say stupid things.
    
13. Everything ends.
    
14. Survival tip: no one likes a smart mouth.